Shoutouts to all the bisexual people whose parents are secretly hoping they’ll settle down in a heterosexual relationship and get married and have biological children.
shoutout to the pan people who have no idea how to even come out to their parents
Shoutout to all the asexual people with parents that think they’re just not ready for sex yet.
Where the hell is this coin and how do I get it?
The coin next to it is a Chinese coin. So maybe someone in China made this?
I just checked eBay hoping to see a Chinese seller there, but nope.
OMG, if you guys find this… share the knowledge!
(CNN) — Uncertainly over the fate of missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 was further compounded Saturday by reports that two men whose names matched those on the passenger manifest had reported their passports stolen.
After the airline released a manifest of the 239 people on the plane, Austria denied that one of its citizens was on the flight as the list had stated. The Austrian citizen was safe and sound, and his passport had been stolen two years ago, Austrian Foreign Ministry spokesman Martin Weiss said.
Similarly, Italy’s foreign ministry confirmed that no Italians were on the flight, even though an Italian was listed on the manifest. Malaysian officials said they were aware of reports that the Italian’s passport was also stolen but had not confirmed it.
On Saturday, Italian police visited the home of the parents of Luigi Maraldi, the man whose name appeared on the manifest. The police official said that Maraldi had reported his passport stolen in Malaysia last August and had obtained a new one.
Update: Two people who boarded Flight 370 using stolen passports appear to have bought their tickets together, records show.
Where did they lost contact with this plane?
They have VHF, HF, SATCOM, ACARS, CPDLC and Malaysia Airlines are not in contact with them. Last contact is the transfer between Lumpur and Ho Chi Minh.
Any emergency beacon?
Yes. It has 2 ELT. One manual and one is always armed. They will be activated on impact. Search and rescue is happening now. For the VHF transponder, they would need to go within 250miles of the source. It will transmit over satellite too. MAS has this onboard
Did they land at Nanning?
Nope. Its from a fake source and local news picks it up.
Is it possible that they are still flying now?
Nope. The fuel would be depleted 2 hrs ago.
Is it hijacked?
Unlikely. Because radar, flight data, communications is lost.
North Korea involved?
Nope. North Korea is nowhere near this area.
Is it better to land at sea or land?
Landing at sea is dangerous. Rescue workers can’t get to them. If its a crash, water surface tension is as hard as concrete. Landing at flat land is much safer. Waves and water crease makes it dangerous to land in the sea. If any part of the plane gets in contact with water, it would rip the plane apart.
Is there any distress signal?
Nope. It just disappeared with no distress call/signal.
Do they know where the plane is?
Nope. Its still missing and Malaysia Airlines does not know where the aircraft is. No data from the plane.
They found the aircraft distress beacon?
This news most likely fake.
How can a plane disappear?
Since they disappear without any radio call, data downlink or any other communication, they are “lost”. Radar is supposed to see them but since they cant at the time of disappearance, we can only speculate. For the normal route, the plane should not have lost radar contact. They would have been transferred from Lumpur Control to Ho Chi Minh Control without loss of radar.
update: Vietnam Military denies they found any wreckage. 2.55pm LT
Is this information legit?
Yes, its most of it is from the MAS news conference. And I am an airline pilot flying a 777-200.
Vietnam found the wreckage?
From MAS “unconfirmed”. Not officially from MAS but reputable Vietnam news sources are reporting it. update: MAS and DCA (Department of Civil Aviation) says no news of wreckage. Ministry of Defense, Hishammuddin Hussein is contacting the Vietnam Navy to confirm the news. update2: No wreckage from Vietnam Navy
Is there a timeline i can follow?
Is weather a factor?
Nope. Weather is fine.
When did the plane lose contact?
2 Hours into flight. 140miles of the east Malaysia coast at 35,000ft. Its cruising in clear weather. At this time passengers just had their meal.
How old is the aircraft?
How long is the flight supposed to be?
About 6 hours.
How is Malaysia Airlines’ track record?
MAS has a very good track record. Since 1947 there is only 2 flight with fatalities.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malaysia_Airlines#Accidents_and_incidents
How is the 777’s track record?
777 is really reliable. As of 2013 only 3 hull loss.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_777#Incidents_and_accidents
Why does it take so long for the Airline to announce the plane is gone?
Last contact is at 2:40am and the official announcement is at about 6am. This is because the aircraft is scheduled to land at 6.30am and have enough fuel to fly maybe until 8am. The aircraft might still be flying (then). That and it has to go through “several countries” and maybe they had some protocol for this.
Who was onboard?
Where can i get the official update from Malaysia Airlines?
Is there a local stream of the news?
http://english.astroawani.com/videos/live They are streaming the latest statement from the Directors of MAS and Malaysia’s Ministries in English.
- 2 Passangers flying with stolen passports.
- This guy missed his flight. Jessica missed her flight too
- CNN’s Quest flew with the First Officer last month from Hong Kong to Kuala Lumpur. Video
Events in local time (UTC+8)
5:51pm - Family and friends(?) are invited to an unknown location and were told to bring their passports with them at 6pm.
6:00pm - Plane still not found. Singapore joins the search.
7:20pm - Press conference by the Prime Minister, Airline Managing Director, DCA representative, and other officials.
1:00am - Air search to resume in daylight. The sea team is still out there looking looking.
*More updates coming*
You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends.
the oscars were fun and all but is it eurovision yet
THE VIRUS DELETED MY FRIEND POSTS!
The Virus rebloged my posts nonstop something like this:
I told it to my friend, and she came in to this tumblr and then the tumblr log out, and when she come in all her posts been deleted!
SO IF YOU SAW A RANDOM NUMBERS OR SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
DON’T COME IN TO THIS BLOG! IT WILL DELETE ALL YOUR POSTS ON TUMBLR!
IF THE VIRUS WILL SEND YOU A MAIL JUST DELTE THE MESSAGE!
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put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit
take a nap on a fucking ski lift
Okay. But let’s talk about Thor for a second. Thor does not get enough love and (Loki forgive me) he is honestly one of the best fucking characters Marvel has. And it’s shown so simply and so beautifully right here. He is so fucking chill about everything. Obviously, he doesn’t live in space, he lives in Asgard. But he knows everyone thinks he’s kinda like an alien, and he just goes along with it because why not? These humans are funny in their lack of understanding, but it’s an endearing kind of funny. Just like in the first movie, where Darcy tells him to smile so she can take a picture of him and he has no fucking clue what she’s doing or what a phone is and it could kill him for all he knows but he just fucking smiles and keeps eating his delicious pancakes because he’s just so chill like that. And if you look at his face in the first gif, it’s very serious and concentrated but the moment Darcy starts talking to him he loosens up and is like “Muscles? Ah, yes I suppose I am quite muscular. Oh, she’s inquiring about Asgard. But she called it space. She seems confused as to my origins, but it’s not of import. I like space, that’s a good name. I shall call it space too.”
And that little head nod he does back to her in the last gif. I’m dead. Deceased. Murdered from Thor cuteness.
He’s just.. ugh, Thor doesn’t get enough appreciation. There are so many little things he does that go ignored but no more. His complete adorableness will be appreciated.
When he’s cold, he just jumps around
stop you are too adorable for words
He’s communicating with his otter brethren….
this was making me giggle like hell until I saw that it says “Tom groans in pain.”
It actually looks like Chris has done the “I’m getting blasted to the ground but let’s be smart about this and try to brace the fall so I don’t smash myself” whereas Tom was just all THIS IS FOR REAL MOTHERFUCKERS
actually the more i watch this the more painful it looks
y’know I want to feel bad for him but I suspect somewhere around here there was a conversation that went “Tom let’s get you a stunt double” “nO loKi’s pAIn is mY paIN also bouncing on the ground looks fun”
raise your hands if you have jealousy issues and although u try your hardest not to be like ‘i liked the thing first’ you still get mad upset sometimes